Most terms were, like the penis terms, clearly invented by guys who thought excessively highly of themselves.
Fence-painting, on the other hand, sounds like it could be promising. Cleaning the fish tank sounds like a chore, and if someone feels like hanging out by my vagina is a chore, they don’t deserve to be there.
#HAPPY HOOHA VITAMINS DRIVER#
And I’m not sure how a canoe would fit down there, much less a driver (although we Canadians are sensible enough to know that canoes don’t have drivers). I don’t know about anyone else, but Moses is not hanging out in my vagina. Some of the names for going down on a chick are rather out there: Chesterfield rugby, which apparently is Canadian, although the only person I’ve ever heard use the word chesterfield is my grandma, so that’s just weird.Bumpin’ uglies is a personal favourite to refer to sex in a non-sexy way, because in a non-sexy context (as in without the horny version of beer goggles), it’s really not an attractive situation. I’d already heard of most of the sex terms I came across. Yugesh Pandey, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia CommonsĪnd this one I’d heard before, but I wanted to mention it because I think it’s fun: double clicking the mouse. I don’t think this yak has any interest in being anywhere near that vicinity.
#HAPPY HOOHA VITAMINS SKIN#
Johnson was using his hammer to nail his skin flute into his floppy drive. Some names are easy to combine, as in Mr. Oh my, I just realized that anaconda made an appearance in Sir Mixalot’s Baby Got Back (“my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun” 🎶)! Whether anyone would want to ride said-named pony is a whole other question. And I suppose baloney pony counts as a critter. We’ve also got assorted critter names, like mongoose, anaconda, and elephant. Keep that nonsense way the hell far away from my hoo-ha. The Washington Monument is 555 feet tall, which makes for quite the hyperbole. Then there’s a little American patriotism thrown in, like the Nebraska State Capitol, the Washington Monument, and the Lincoln Memorial. Then there are assorted military terms, like tank, battleship, landmine, grenade, sniper rifle, and nuclear missile. We’ve got mythical creatures, like the basilisk and Cyclops. Names for the male genitalia were clearly created by men, and for the most part, men who thought very highly of themselves. I’m a fan of hoo-ha for non-sexual talk of the vagina, mostly because I just like the sound of it. I don’t think I’d be inclined to buy anything for my hoo-ha from a company that thinks there’s a hamster living down there.Īnyone remember Monica on Friends talking about her “flower”? But panty hamster? The nutritional supplement company Olly decided to jump on board the panty hamster express, using that term in an ad campaign for its Happy Hoo-Ha probiotics (you can take a look on The Sun’s website). Coin purse, okay, it’s dumb, but I get it. Panty hamster is a creative name that I hadn’t come across before, but it doesn’t actually make any sense. Anyone who thinks that someone’s vagina is boring enough to be called a box doesn’t deserve to be getting anywhere near said vagina. The dumbest vagina name I’ve heard is box. I’m curious, though, have you ever vajazzled your va-jay-jay? Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt was the one who really got the vajazzle party started in 2010, while va-jay-jay apparently got going in 2006 in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. When I searched “slang for penis,” Google told me it had 30.9 million results, compared to 22.1 million for “slang for vagina.” Male names for vaginas are generally pretty lame, and it’s more interesting to hear women talk about their vaginas, as in The Vagina Monologues. I feel like there’s generally a lack of creativity when it comes to female nether regions. I’ll try to leave out the mundane and stick with silly rather than offensive. This post explores some of the more colourful terms terms for what goes on when the pants come off. As a writer, I enjoy playing with language.
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